Monday, December 11, 2006

'No One Shot by Cheney' Now Valid Headline

Seriously. What has this country come to when the Vice-President of the United States makes headlines by not shooting anybody?

Article even helps us all out by listing who doesn't get shot by Dick Cheney.

Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-S.C.
Not shot by Cheney.

Sen. Saxby Chambliss, R-Ga.
Not shot by Cheney.

South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford
Not shot by Cheney.

Luckily, 10 months ago, Texas lawyer Harry Whittington was shot by Dick Cheney. Otherwise, James Rosen, the author of the article, would had reeeeaaalll trouble trying to fill those extra eight paragraphs, wouldn't he?

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