Thursday, July 05, 2007

Nose Ring, Big Butt Cures Scarlett Fever

Get it!?!? Scarlett Fever! Come on you E! Online readers, it's genius, right?
 
Okay, well anyone who read my rant the other day about how entertainment news is fast overtaking actual real event news will be glad to know that according to Hollywoodtuna.com, because Scarlett Johansson has gotten herself a nose-ring and is wearing shorts that give her a butt, she'll never EVER win "Sexiest Woman Alive" again. Just so you know, ladeez, you're just a lack of nose-ring and a pair of ass-flattening pants away from taking the title right out of her sweaty little fingers.
 
[sigh]
 
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